So I’m on a website change rollout this evening, 6pm on. Trying to keep my IT dork friends engaged. I had been sharing music I’ve been listening to.
IT friend: we are still working with DNS team. It’s taking longer than expected.
Me: Okay, I’m going to try and find a song about DNS. Wish me luck.
Me: This is already harder than I thought it would be.
Me: Apparently I need to write a song about DNS because there is nothing out there.
IT people: “crickets”
Me: 126.96.36.199, cloudflare DNS is killing it son! Me: Super-fast domain resolution ME: IP location, ain’t no confusion. Me: Kick it Aneesh!
Me: FQDN’s are the name of the game,
ME: But every now and then you need to do a CNAME!
Me: Where my DNS nerds at!?
Aneesh: We are almost done. We need to make a small change.
IT people: ok.