Corporate NPR

Things I learned in 15 minutes from NPR this morning:

  1. Trump’s sanctions have had almost no impact on Iran’s economy (he’s an impotent meanie-face). Their economy is screwed because of the moderate government. The Ayatollah could probably do a better job.

  2. Arizona shouldn’t have access to New Mexico’s wind power because power lines kill birds sometimes.

  3. Short vacations are rad y’all. Long vacations suck because you won’t turn off your phone and ignore work. People are totally taking more short vacations because they’re better, not because corporations are making it impossible and you don’t earn enough.

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