Other Person: I don’t like going to my gym.
Me: Ah.. is it full of soccer moms?
Other Person makes limp wrist sign.
Me: Ahhh I see.
Other Person: It just feels weird working out there.
Me: I can see that. There’s a cultural issue there. It’s a community that you’re not a part of.
Other Person: Well, it’s not really that, I think it’s kind of a moral issue.
Me: Oh… um do you have a religious objection to someone being gay?
Other Person: No, not really I just don’t want to be checked out by guys when I’m working out.
Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.