Show Your Wang, Go to Jail

So, a stupid kid streaks his graduation. Punishment? Up to 2 years, with a minimum of 6 months. Why? Because there were children there. God forbid that children see a naked man, doing nothing even remotely sexual. The world must be coming to an end. What kind of asshole sentences a kid to up to 2 years for something like this? It was a stupid prank. It’s called probation.

To give you a little perspective, Jeremy Sivits, who complicity took pictures of the torture at Abu Ghraib, got one year.

Drunk drivers in most states do not get any jail time for their first offense. And to get 6 months, let alone 2 years in jail often requires a second or third offense.

Martha Stewart is getting 5 months in jail for lying to the government about her stock sale. Lying to cover up possible securities fraud.

But some stupid kid streaking definitely deserves 2 years in jail… yeah.